~/projects $ cat uptimeproject.md
UptimeProject.net
Sysadmins love two things: uptime, and telling other sysadmins about their uptime. UptimeProject.net industrializes the second one.
A tiny Go agent reports from your servers to a Go backend over mutual TLS, results land in SQLite, and a PHP frontend turns them into public uptime rankings — a competitive ladder where the leaderboard is sorted by discipline and electricity bills. Freshness windows keep dead boxes from squatting on their former glory.
It's monitoring turned into a sport. My kind of sport: the one you can win while sitting down.